hvns:
in some alternative universe your favourite celebrity is blogging about how perfect and gay you are
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“incorrect email or password”
which one you horrid cunt
johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth
i can’t do my homework because every time i touch it, it burns my hand it’s like i’m holy water and homework is the devil
life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo
i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex
no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)
i like the google logo because it is colorful
I wonder if he ever wondered if that’s been in a stripper’s ass or not…
If it has then it could also contribute to his 4-6 daily servings of booty.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
I just realized that most of you guys don’t have a long weekend
no but we have the bbc
no but we have FREEDOM
no but we have benedict
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